Quack

The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck." A drunk walks into a bar ... Oct 21, 2015 ... Gus says: “Yesterday's gone, we can't get it back.” But he does assure him that if he ever runs into Blue Duck again, he will kill him for him. Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Apr 23, 2013 ... Bartender says "I was talkin' to the parrot". (turns out it's maybe ... "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did ... May 24, 2024 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” How do you get down off a horse? To get a new bill. Quack Puns ... Feb 15, 2018 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? #JokeOfTheDay #lmao #jokes #funny. What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... Feb 18, 2025 ... “No,” the bartender says, “Like I said, I can make you a drink.” “No, thank you,” says the duck. The next day, the duck returns, asking for more ... Past Bar(s) | Duck Duck Goose, Sushiro, Metric Garden at the Delta Bessborough ... It's a great spot for birdwatching. What was the last photo that you took? A ... May 2, 2007 ... If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck... Bernal Heights, SF, CA ... do or say. Whether it is to tell a joke and be cheery, or leave ...