Alas, a drink! My thirst, it burns!

Mar 21, 2025 ... Jaap: Can you tell us your grandfather's name. Kirk: My grandfather was Dr. Patrick E. Kane. And like I say, his father was a mining ... ... has always had sons but what happens… What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill. Photo. Steampunk Bartender · Bartender Halloween Costumes. It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... Zuko: What did the turtle-duck say to the bartender? Katara: ...I don't know. Zuko: Put it on my bill. Katara: That's terrible. Zuko: Yeah, but you still ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. Nov 30, 2017 ... ... say that I regret it one bit. Agnese, or Aggie as her regulars like to call her, knew what I wanted before I did, a sign of a great bartender.