I'm a secret agent, on a mission

Sep 5, 2010 ... A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. ... What does a duck say when it walks into a bar. Spoiler : ouch. We ... So this is one of about a dozen bartenders that I interviewed, all anonymously. Ira Glass. When she says a key, she means like--. Sean Cole. Like a house key. Sep 20, 2012 ... The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... Apr 23, 2013 ... Bartender says "I was talkin' to the parrot". (turns out it's maybe ... "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did ... Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... Mar 12, 2014 ... "Indeed they do" says the bartender. "They call it the Big Top." "Pardon my ignorance Mr, Bartender but why the fuck does a circus in a tent ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin.