Don't even look at me... just pour the drink.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. “Helium ... What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! Back to top. Astronomy jokes. If you're ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Jan 24, 2024 ... Three ducks walk into a bar... "Say, what's your name?", the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey." was the reply. "How's your day been, ... May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... Apr 22, 2024 ... Meet Jo Drew, bartender at Odd Duck. They're the colorful reason you ... I say, “Here are the plates we've traveled around and seen and ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... Mar 22, 2019 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!” The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?” Confused, the bartender says no. What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ...