Prepare for takeoff... of this drink!

The very next day the bartender notices the duck back at the bar and says, "All right wise guy, what is it today?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Feb 10, 2024 ... Our Outback is out of ducks! I was so bummed. I told the bartender I wanted the Koala Punch because I NEED that duck, and he said "I'm sorry ... Feb 18, 2019 ... “A Clint?” says the bartender. The man reaches into his pocket and ... “Sure did,” said Clint. “He was devoted to the Reagans ... "Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way ... Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ...