With a gulp and a waddle, justice (and hydration) prevails! What did the duck say to the bartender?

Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ... The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck." A drunk walks into a bar ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Mar 17, 2010 ... Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do ... Aug 10, 2017 ... ... say, I'd do anything Miss Ella Brennan told me to. Martin and Lally Brennan were part of Tales of the Cocktail 15 years ago when it was just ... Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... Oct 10, 2023 ... ... will nail your beak to the bar top." The duck says "Do you have any nails?" The Bartender says "No, this is a bar" To which the duck asks ...