I'm a detective duck

Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Mar 22, 2019 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!” The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?” Confused, the bartender says no. Oct 22, 2015 ... A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says to the bartender, “Put it on my bill.” A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to ... ... bar. Finally, the bartender has had enough. The next time the duck comes in, before the duck can say anything, the angry bartender sticks a finger in his ... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Feb 18, 2019 ... “A Clint?” says the bartender. The man reaches into his pocket and ... “Sure did,” said Clint. “He was devoted to the Reagans ... Apr 22, 2024 ... Meet Jo Drew, bartender at Odd Duck. They're the colorful reason you ... I say, “Here are the plates we've traveled around and seen and ... Aug 1, 2024 ... Bar Behavior: What To Never Do In A Montana Bar · Bartending In A Small Town Is It's Own Kind Of Deal. I spent a couple of years bartending in ... "Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way ... How do you get down off a horse? · A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." The duck shakes his feathers, ...