Got any aspirin? What did the duck say to the bartender?

@unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO. Zuko: What did the turtle-duck say to the bartender? Katara: ...I don't know. Zuko: Put it on my bill. Katara: That's terrible. Zuko: Yeah, but you still ... Feb 15, 2018 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? #JokeOfTheDay #lmao #jokes #funny. Mar 4, 2018 ... I'd take the drink away without asking, and tell the person whose drink it was “I'm sorry, there was a crack in that glass… I'm getting you a ... Mar 12, 2014 ... "Indeed they do" says the bartender. "They call it the Big Top." "Pardon my ignorance Mr, Bartender but why the fuck does a circus in a tent ... Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Mar 21, 2025 ... Jaap: Can you tell us your grandfather's name. Kirk: My grandfather was Dr. Patrick E. Kane. And like I say, his father was a mining ... Jan 24, 2024 ... Three ducks walk into a bar... "Say, what's your name?", the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey." was the reply. "How's your day been, ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you.