My tummy is talkin' to me, and it's sayin' "Feed me!"

Jan 24, 2024 ... Three ducks walk into a bar... "Say, what's your name?", the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey." was the reply. "How's your day been, ... What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... The very next day the bartender notices the duck back at the bar and says, "All right wise guy, what is it today?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender ... Oct 21, 2015 ... Gus says: “Yesterday's gone, we can't get it back.” But he does assure him that if he ever runs into Blue Duck again, he will kill him for him. Mar 4, 2018 ... I'd take the drink away without asking, and tell the person whose drink it was “I'm sorry, there was a crack in that glass… I'm getting you a ... May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ...