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Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... The answer will shock you! How long should a celebration be? I reckon about yay long. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill." Ever ... The very next day the bartender notices the duck back at the bar and says, "All right wise guy, what is it today?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender ... Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. Jun 2, 2021 ... I wonder why "Put it on my bill" is funny. Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." Apr 22, 2020 ... Said to have originated in a bar in Alaska on a slow night when the ... How Do You Make a Duck Fart Drink? Here's how easy this is ... Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ...