I promise you more drinks and better snacks!

Sep 20, 2012 ... The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Jun 3, 2015 ... The bartender says, "No, now go away!. ... I've actually heard a version of that joke before! Except it was a duck walking into a store asking for ... Apr 23, 2013 ... Bartender says "I was talkin' to the parrot". (turns out it's maybe ... "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did ... Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ... Nov 5, 2020 ... ... will be looked after. I genuinely believe that here in Australia we are like one big family. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't be ... Sep 22, 2010 ... Naturally the publican was somewhat taken aback and said “You're a duck. ... The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The frog answers ... Apr 8, 2024 ... For instance, “What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.” • In February 2024, Erica helped clients get the most out of ... May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale. Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says.