Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace... and we're thirsty.

Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.” He doesn ... “What does a subatomic duck say?” “Quark!” Explanation Quarks are subatomic ... Feb 18, 2019 ... “A Clint?” says the bartender. The man reaches into his pocket and ... “Sure did,” said Clint. “He was devoted to the Reagans ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ... Dec 6, 2002 ... A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me." If ... A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon ... Feb 18, 2025 ... “No,” the bartender says, “Like I said, I can make you a drink.” “No, thank you,” says the duck. The next day, the duck returns, asking for more ... Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' 'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer. Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Sep 20, 2012 ... The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never ...