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What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... The answer will shock you! How long should a celebration be? I reckon about yay long. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill." Ever ... Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.” He doesn ... “What does a subatomic duck say?” “Quark!” Explanation Quarks are subatomic ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... Apr 14, 2015 ... The recipe Bart reads off of says the Angostura bitters are ... Now you say your bartender isn't here? Fat Tony: I don't know what ... So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". Aug 23, 2018 ... A basketball rolls into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have to drink?" 123 upvotes · 22 comments Aug 17, 2006 ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm ...