I'm a comedian, trying out new material

Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... Aug 23, 2018 ... A basketball rolls into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have to drink?" 123 upvotes · 22 comments Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... Sep 5, 2010 ... A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. ... What does a duck say when it walks into a bar. Spoiler : ouch. We ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... Dec 31, 2015 ... One person in my life kept kicking me and saying "you gotta do The Duck Inn after your great grandmother." And I finally realized that was ... Barry looked up when he heard the bartender speak, seeing a woman with dirty ... Why do you ask?" Sara asked curiously, though she was pretty sure she ... Past Bar(s) | Duck Duck Goose, Sushiro, Metric Garden at the Delta Bessborough ... It's a great spot for birdwatching. What was the last photo that you took? A ... Aug 17, 2006 ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm ...