Fear not, thirsty citizens! Aqua-Duck is here!

Mar 12, 2014 ... "Indeed they do" says the bartender. "They call it the Big Top." "Pardon my ignorance Mr, Bartender but why the fuck does a circus in a tent ... He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... Jan 7, 2014 ... Why was Rosmerta privy to this conversation? It seems telling a bartender information they are trying to keep from Harry is a very poor ... The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... Mar 16, 2017 ... How did you first get into/inspired by tiki-style drinks? KM: Tiki ... Be sure to say hi to Kate on your next visit to the restaurant. Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Apr 23, 2013 ... Bartender says "I was talkin' to the parrot". (turns out it's maybe ... "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did ... The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck." A drunk walks into a bar ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin.