This place is for the birds! What did the duck say to the bartender?

Sep 26, 2024 ... Richmond magazine: How did your bar journey start? Austin ... Cundiff: I'd say the Duck Season; it's our house old fashioned. We ... Jun 2, 2021 ... I wonder why "Put it on my bill" is funny. Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... @unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO. I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ... Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Aug 23, 2018 ... A basketball rolls into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have to drink?" 123 upvotes · 22 comments Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... Nov 2, 2022 ... “Like, I used to know Tiger Woods' favorite drink was the Duck Fart. I can't put that on the menu. But that's what he likes to drink. And then, ...