I'm a sailor, just came ashore

Sep 5, 2010 ... A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. ... What does a duck say when it walks into a bar. Spoiler : ouch. We ... Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' 'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer. Nov 30, 2017 ... ... say that I regret it one bit. Agnese, or Aggie as her regulars like to call her, knew what I wanted before I did, a sign of a great bartender. Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... Feb 15, 2018 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? #JokeOfTheDay #lmao #jokes #funny. Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.” He doesn ... “What does a subatomic duck say?” “Quark!” Explanation Quarks are subatomic ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no.