HEY BARTENDER! I NEED A DRINK! RIGHT NOW!

"Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way ... Mar 22, 2019 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!” The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?” Confused, the bartender says no. I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ... May 6, 2024 ... Surely, such a simple shot had been made by bartenders before, but in Alaska the tradition stuck, as did the funny name. According to Anchorage ... Mar 21, 2025 ... Jaap: Can you tell us your grandfather's name. Kirk: My grandfather was Dr. Patrick E. Kane. And like I say, his father was a mining ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. May 17, 2015 ... Why did I believe the things you said to me? Why am I being punished ... Don has been smug about Duck, and has kept him at a distance — so much so ... Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... Barry looked up when he heard the bartender speak, seeing a woman with dirty ... Why do you ask?" Sara asked curiously, though she was pretty sure she ...