Even a little puddle would be nice right now.

A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says. Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck." A drunk walks into a bar ... The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ...