Um... excuse me... could I possibly have... a small drink...?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ----- Minnetonka, MN Jesus does hand farts when he prays for me. RE: . Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... May 17, 2015 ... Why did I believe the things you said to me? Why am I being punished ... Don has been smug about Duck, and has kept him at a distance — so much so ... What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Mar 17, 2010 ... Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield. Nov 30, 2017 ... ... say that I regret it one bit. Agnese, or Aggie as her regulars like to call her, knew what I wanted before I did, a sign of a great bartender. It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Mar 12, 2014 ... "Indeed they do" says the bartender. "They call it the Big Top." "Pardon my ignorance Mr, Bartender but why the fuck does a circus in a tent ... Nov 5, 2020 ... ... will be looked after. I genuinely believe that here in Australia we are like one big family. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't be ...