I'm a poor duck

Sep 15, 2016 ... For many Fisherman's Inn Christmas parties in a row, I was their go-to bartender. ... say hello. The crabs are always hot, the beer is ... Apr 8, 2024 ... For instance, “What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.” In February 2024, Erica helped clients get the most out of their ... So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". Aug 17, 2006 ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm ... Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' 'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer. Aug 22, 2024 ... The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. “Helium ... What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! Back to top. Astronomy jokes. If you're ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.” He doesn ... “What does a subatomic duck say?” “Quark!” Explanation Quarks are subatomic ... What did the duck say to his date? You're the egg to my omelette. 5 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” 3. Why did the ... I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ...