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Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... So this is one of about a dozen bartenders that I interviewed, all anonymously. Ira Glass. When she says a key, she means like--. Sean Cole. Like a house key. bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. May 24, 2024 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” How do you get down off a horse? To get a new bill. Quack Puns ... Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ...