My kingdom for a drink! What did the duck say to the bartender?

Jan 10, 2015 ... How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. A duck walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "What's your poison?" And the duck said ... He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... Jan 7, 2014 ... Why was Rosmerta privy to this conversation? It seems telling a bartender information they are trying to keep from Harry is a very poor ... May 24, 2024 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” How do you get down off a horse? To get a new bill. Quack Puns ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" Aug 22, 2024 ... The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If ... Sep 22, 2010 ... Naturally the publican was somewhat taken aback and said “You're a duck. ... The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The frog answers ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ...