Anything free for a feathered friend?

Jun 2, 2021 ... I wonder why "Put it on my bill" is funny. Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." @unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO. Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... Dec 6, 2002 ... A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me." If ... A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Mar 4, 2018 ... I'd take the drink away without asking, and tell the person whose drink it was “I'm sorry, there was a crack in that glass… I'm getting you a ... May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale. Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. “Helium ... What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! Back to top. Astronomy jokes. If you're ...