Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Get it? Now, a drink!

What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... Sep 15, 2016 ... For many Fisherman's Inn Christmas parties in a row, I was their go-to bartender. ... say hello. The crabs are always hot, the beer is ... Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... Sep 22, 2010 ... Naturally the publican was somewhat taken aback and said “You're a duck. ... The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The frog answers ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ...