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Oct 22, 2015 ... A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says to the bartender, “Put it on my bill.” A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... Apr 26, 2018 ... What's the cocktail du jour? A duck confit Manhattan (because we can). Slosh Bucket: Many bars are equipped with custom-fit metal strainer-type ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ... Jan 10, 2015 ... How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. A duck walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "What's your poison?" And the duck said ... What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... Aug 10, 2017 ... ... say, I'd do anything Miss Ella Brennan told me to. Martin and Lally Brennan were part of Tales of the Cocktail 15 years ago when it was just ... The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck." A drunk walks into a bar ... Aug 1, 2024 ... Bar Behavior: What To Never Do In A Montana Bar · Bartending In A Small Town Is It's Own Kind Of Deal. I spent a couple of years bartending in ... Oct 10, 2013 ... Citizen Radio's Ninja Kevin opens up about a dark time in his life, and what he did to get better. And then there's the story about the duck.