Dispenser of life's liquid call.

Aug 17, 2006 ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Mar 12, 2014 ... "Indeed they do" says the bartender. "They call it the Big Top." "Pardon my ignorance Mr, Bartender but why the fuck does a circus in a tent ... The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. Apr 26, 2018 ... What's the cocktail du jour? A duck confit Manhattan (because we can). Slosh Bucket: Many bars are equipped with custom-fit metal strainer-type ... Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' 'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer. Oct 21, 2015 ... Gus says: “Yesterday's gone, we can't get it back.” But he does assure him that if he ever runs into Blue Duck again, he will kill him for him. It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Mar 17, 2010 ... Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do ...