What do you call a duck that's also a magician? A quackadabra!

What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? May 24, 2024 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” How do you get down off a horse? To get a new bill. Quack Puns ... Feb 10, 2024 ... Our Outback is out of ducks! I was so bummed. I told the bartender I wanted the Koala Punch because I NEED that duck, and he said "I'm sorry ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... Feb 18, 2025 ... “No,” the bartender says, “Like I said, I can make you a drink.” “No, thank you,” says the duck. The next day, the duck returns, asking for more ... So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Jun 3, 2015 ... The bartender says, "No, now go away!. ... I've actually heard a version of that joke before! Except it was a duck walking into a store asking for ... @unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO.