Feeling ducky! What did the duck say to the bartender?

Aug 22, 2024 ... The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If ... So this is one of about a dozen bartenders that I interviewed, all anonymously. Ira Glass. When she says a key, she means like--. Sean Cole. Like a house key. Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... May 17, 2015 ... Why did I believe the things you said to me? Why am I being punished ... Don has been smug about Duck, and has kept him at a distance — so much so ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Dec 31, 2015 ... One person in my life kept kicking me and saying "you gotta do The Duck Inn after your great grandmother." And I finally realized that was ... Mar 17, 2010 ... Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do ... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ----- Minnetonka, MN Jesus does hand farts when he prays for me. RE: . Oct 22, 2015 ... A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says to the bartender, “Put it on my bill.” A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to ... May 2, 2007 ... If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck... Bernal Heights, SF, CA ... do or say. Whether it is to tell a joke and be cheery, or leave ...