Duck chow mein?

It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ... Aug 10, 2017 ... ... say, I'd do anything Miss Ella Brennan told me to. Martin and Lally Brennan were part of Tales of the Cocktail 15 years ago when it was just ... What did the duck say to his date? You're the egg to my omelette. 5 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” 3. Why did the ... Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says. What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Apr 26, 2018 ... What's the cocktail du jour? A duck confit Manhattan (because we can). Slosh Bucket: Many bars are equipped with custom-fit metal strainer-type ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ...