With a flick of my wrist... behold! An empty glass! Now fill it!

May 24, 2024 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” How do you get down off a horse? To get a new bill. Quack Puns ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.” He doesn ... “What does a subatomic duck say?” “Quark!” Explanation Quarks are subatomic ... Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... What did the duck say to his date? You're the egg to my omelette. 5 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” 3. Why did the ... So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". May 6, 2024 ... Surely, such a simple shot had been made by bartenders before, but in Alaska the tradition stuck, as did the funny name. According to Anchorage ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Aug 23, 2018 ... A basketball rolls into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have to drink?" 123 upvotes · 22 comments