Heard any good jokes lately?

Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ... I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ... Mar 17, 2010 ... Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do ... Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... Jun 3, 2015 ... The bartender says, "No, now go away!. ... I've actually heard a version of that joke before! Except it was a duck walking into a store asking for ... Jun 2, 2021 ... I wonder why "Put it on my bill" is funny. Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." Jan 24, 2024 ... Three ducks walk into a bar... "Say, what's your name?", the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey." was the reply. "How's your day been, ... Dec 6, 2002 ... A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me." If ... A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon ... Past Bar(s) | Duck Duck Goose, Sushiro, Metric Garden at the Delta Bessborough ... It's a great spot for birdwatching. What was the last photo that you took? A ... Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says.