Avast ye, landlubber! Hand over the grog!

Dec 10, 2014 ... “Do me a favor,” the bartender says. “It'd be nice for me to get ... “When I was a younger duck,” he says, “I lived in a large city on ... Oct 10, 2023 ... ... will nail your beak to the bar top." The duck says "Do you have any nails?" The Bartender says "No, this is a bar" To which the duck asks ... May 17, 2015 ... Why did I believe the things you said to me? Why am I being punished ... Don has been smug about Duck, and has kept him at a distance — so much so ... Sep 17, 2016 ... Generally, at these kinds of press events, a celebrity might duck ... Like all things with Murray, it was difficult to tell whether one was ... What did the duck say to his date? You're the egg to my omelette. 5 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” 3. Why did the ... Dec 7, 2016 ... “As bartenders, we are in positions of great importance when it comes to cutting off an overly inebriated guest,” says Rob McShea, owner and ... May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield. Aug 17, 2006 ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm ...