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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ----- Minnetonka, MN Jesus does hand farts when he prays for me. RE: . Zuko: What did the turtle-duck say to the bartender? Katara: ...I don't know. Zuko: Put it on my bill. Katara: That's terrible. Zuko: Yeah, but you still ... It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Sep 26, 2024 ... Richmond magazine: How did your bar journey start? Austin ... Cundiff: I'd say the Duck Season; it's our house old fashioned. We ... What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... Apr 14, 2015 ... The recipe Bart reads off of says the Angostura bitters are ... Now you say your bartender isn't here? Fat Tony: I don't know what ... The very next day the bartender notices the duck back at the bar and says, "All right wise guy, what is it today?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender ... Sep 17, 2016 ... Generally, at these kinds of press events, a celebrity might duck ... Like all things with Murray, it was difficult to tell whether one was ... Nov 30, 2017 ... ... say that I regret it one bit. Agnese, or Aggie as her regulars like to call her, knew what I wanted before I did, a sign of a great bartender.