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Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! Dec 10, 2014 ... “Do me a favor,” the bartender says. “It'd be nice for me to get ... “When I was a younger duck,” he says, “I lived in a large city on ... What did the duck say to his date? You're the egg to my omelette. 5 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” 3. Why did the ... Jan 7, 2014 ... Why was Rosmerta privy to this conversation? It seems telling a bartender information they are trying to keep from Harry is a very poor ... Jun 2, 2021 ... I wonder why "Put it on my bill" is funny. Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... @unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO. A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Feb 15, 2018 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? #JokeOfTheDay #lmao #jokes #funny.