Shiver me timbers, this is good! What did the duck say to the bartender?

Dec 10, 2014 ... “Do me a favor,” the bartender says. “It'd be nice for me to get ... “When I was a younger duck,” he says, “I lived in a large city on ... Jun 3, 2015 ... The bartender says, "No, now go away!. ... I've actually heard a version of that joke before! Except it was a duck walking into a store asking for ... May 2, 2007 ... If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck... Bernal Heights, SF, CA ... do or say. Whether it is to tell a joke and be cheery, or leave ... Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! Feb 18, 2025 ... “No,” the bartender says, “Like I said, I can make you a drink.” “No, thank you,” says the duck. The next day, the duck returns, asking for more ... Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... Apr 22, 2020 ... Said to have originated in a bar in Alaska on a slow night when the ... How Do You Make a Duck Fart Drink? Here's how easy this is ... Jan 24, 2024 ... Three ducks walk into a bar... "Say, what's your name?", the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey." was the reply. "How's your day been, ... Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... Zuko: What did the turtle-duck say to the bartender? Katara: ...I don't know. Zuko: Put it on my bill. Katara: That's terrible. Zuko: Yeah, but you still ...