So parched I could drink the whole bar.

Sep 5, 2010 ... A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. ... What does a duck say when it walks into a bar. Spoiler : ouch. We ... Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. Sep 26, 2024 ... Richmond magazine: How did your bar journey start? Austin ... Cundiff: I'd say the Duck Season; it's our house old fashioned. We ... Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' 'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer. Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". Dec 6, 2002 ... A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me." If ... A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon ... Oct 21, 2015 ... Gus says: “Yesterday's gone, we can't get it back.” But he does assure him that if he ever runs into Blue Duck again, he will kill him for him.