Remember the good old days?

Apr 22, 2020 ... Said to have originated in a bar in Alaska on a slow night when the ... How Do You Make a Duck Fart Drink? Here's how easy this is ... Sep 5, 2010 ... A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. ... What does a duck say when it walks into a bar. Spoiler : ouch. We ... Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... Sep 20, 2012 ... The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never ... @unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO. I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ... Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Barry looked up when he heard the bartender speak, seeing a woman with dirty ... Why do you ask?" Sara asked curiously, though she was pretty sure she ...