Do you serve my kind here?

Mar 4, 2018 ... I'd take the drink away without asking, and tell the person whose drink it was “I'm sorry, there was a crack in that glass… I'm getting you a ... Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ... The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... How do you get down off a horse? · A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." The duck shakes his feathers, ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ... ... bar. Finally, the bartender has had enough. The next time the duck comes in, before the duck can say anything, the angry bartender sticks a finger in his ... Apr 26, 2018 ... What's the cocktail du jour? A duck confit Manhattan (because we can). Slosh Bucket: Many bars are equipped with custom-fit metal strainer-type ... What did the duck say to his date? You're the egg to my omelette. 5 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” 3. Why did the ...