Ode to a bartender, so kind and wise...

Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.” He doesn ... “What does a subatomic duck say?” “Quark!” Explanation Quarks are subatomic ... Sep 22, 2010 ... Naturally the publican was somewhat taken aback and said “You're a duck. ... The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The frog answers ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... Jun 26, 2019 ... What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”? / ... What did the duck say when buying lipstick? / “Put it on my bill ... Nov 5, 2020 ... ... will be looked after. I genuinely believe that here in Australia we are like one big family. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't be ... Apr 8, 2024 ... For instance, “What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.” • In February 2024, Erica helped clients get the most out of ... So this is one of about a dozen bartenders that I interviewed, all anonymously. Ira Glass. When she says a key, she means like--. Sean Cole. Like a house key. It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says.