My spaceship ran out of gas What did the duck say to the bartender?

The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... Nov 5, 2020 ... ... will be looked after. I genuinely believe that here in Australia we are like one big family. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't be ... Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says. The very next day, the duck is back, and askes the bartender for another beer. Knowing it was the same duck, the bartender says, "If you skip out on the tab ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield. The answer will shock you! How long should a celebration be? I reckon about yay long. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill." Ever ... Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ...