My beak-like appendage requires hydration. What did the duck say to the bartender?

@unclemetrik There are 2 pirates, one walks into a bar the second ducks. 7年 ... @unclemetrik what does a pirate say before he beds a w***h? LAND HO. The very next day the bartender notices the duck back at the bar and says, "All right wise guy, what is it today?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender ... Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield. I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ... Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ... Mar 16, 2017 ... How did you first get into/inspired by tiki-style drinks? KM: Tiki ... Be sure to say hi to Kate on your next visit to the restaurant. What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... Dec 5, 2022 ... When did you start bartending? I started at Cajun's Wharf in 1975 ... I'd say the best dish on the menu is the Duck de Violate. It's a ...