Me throat's drier than a desert island! Fill 'er up, savvy?

Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... ... bar. Finally, the bartender has had enough. The next time the duck comes in, before the duck can say anything, the angry bartender sticks a finger in his ... Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Mar 22, 2019 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!” The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?” Confused, the bartender says no. Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... Past Bar(s) | Duck Duck Goose, Sushiro, Metric Garden at the Delta Bessborough ... It's a great spot for birdwatching. What was the last photo that you took? A ... Apr 26, 2018 ... What's the cocktail du jour? A duck confit Manhattan (because we can). Slosh Bucket: Many bars are equipped with custom-fit metal strainer-type ... May 17, 2015 ... Why did I believe the things you said to me? Why am I being punished ... Don has been smug about Duck, and has kept him at a distance — so much so ... Oct 10, 2023 ... ... will nail your beak to the bar top." The duck says "Do you have any nails?" The Bartender says "No, this is a bar" To which the duck asks ...