No paparazzi please What did the duck say to the bartender?

Jan 3, 1998 ... The snail says, "What was that about?" Advertisement. This quickie is ... "I'll gladly bring you one at a time if you'd like," the bartender says. Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... Sep 15, 2016 ... For many Fisherman's Inn Christmas parties in a row, I was their go-to bartender. ... say hello. The crabs are always hot, the beer is ... Dec 31, 2015 ... I will eat duck rillette at noon (ok, a sandwich) whilst thinking about a charred octopus (ok, a taco) for dinner. I am mercilessly broke ... Apr 14, 2015 ... The recipe Bart reads off of says the Angostura bitters are ... Now you say your bartender isn't here? Fat Tony: I don't know what ... Feb 24, 2011 ... The bartender says,"where did you get the pig?" The lady says, "That is a duck!" "I know," said the bartender, "I was talking to the duck! Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Dec 6, 2002 ... A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me." If ... A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon ...