I'm a politician duck

The very next day the bartender notices the duck back at the bar and says, "All right wise guy, what is it today?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender ... Apr 23, 2013 ... Bartender says "I was talkin' to the parrot". (turns out it's maybe ... "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did ... What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill.” 57. Did you hear ... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any free bread? Dec 31, 2015 ... One person in my life kept kicking me and saying "you gotta do The Duck Inn after your great grandmother." And I finally realized that was ... ... bar. Finally, the bartender has had enough. The next time the duck comes in, before the duck can say anything, the angry bartender sticks a finger in his ... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Oct 10, 2013 ... Citizen Radio's Ninja Kevin opens up about a dark time in his life, and what he did to get better. And then there's the story about the duck. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' 'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer. Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ... But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, " ...