I'm a magical duck

So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". Oct 10, 2013 ... Citizen Radio's Ninja Kevin opens up about a dark time in his life, and what he did to get better. And then there's the story about the duck. May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... So this is one of about a dozen bartenders that I interviewed, all anonymously. Ira Glass. When she says a key, she means like--. Sean Cole. Like a house key. Nov 5, 2020 ... ... will be looked after. I genuinely believe that here in Australia we are like one big family. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't be ... Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... Jun 3, 2015 ... The bartender says, "No, now go away!. ... I've actually heard a version of that joke before! Except it was a duck walking into a store asking for ... Nov 27, 2017 ... Can anyone help me understand why is it the answer supposed to be funny? Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my ...