I'm a historical duck

Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. Mar 22, 2019 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!” The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?” Confused, the bartender says no. He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... May 2, 2007 ... If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck... Bernal Heights, SF, CA ... do or say. Whether it is to tell a joke and be cheery, or leave ... Sep 17, 2016 ... Generally, at these kinds of press events, a celebrity might duck ... Like all things with Murray, it was difficult to tell whether one was ... Oct 22, 2015 ... A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says to the bartender, “Put it on my bill.” A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to ... The answer will shock you! How long should a celebration be? I reckon about yay long. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill." Ever ... Nov 2, 2022 ... “Like, I used to know Tiger Woods' favorite drink was the Duck Fart. I can't put that on the menu. But that's what he likes to drink. And then, ... Feb 10, 2024 ... Our Outback is out of ducks! I was so bummed. I told the bartender I wanted the Koala Punch because I NEED that duck, and he said "I'm sorry ... Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you.