I'm a fancy duck
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- - Shipping Cost: $5.99
- - Handling time: 2-3 business days
- - Transit time: 7-10 business days
- Eligible for » Returns & Refund Policy « within 30 days from the date of delivery
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Our extended Christmas returns policy runs from 28th October until 5th January 2025, all items purchased online during this time can be returned for a full refund.
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