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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ----- Minnetonka, MN Jesus does hand farts when he prays for me. RE: . Sep 5, 2022 ... How will it talk when it has things balanced on its bill. How about this instead: [after pouring the drinks, the bartender immediately ... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... Jan 7, 2014 ... Why was Rosmerta privy to this conversation? It seems telling a bartender information they are trying to keep from Harry is a very poor ... Sep 17, 2016 ... Generally, at these kinds of press events, a celebrity might duck ... Like all things with Murray, it was difficult to tell whether one was ... Barry looked up when he heard the bartender speak, seeing a woman with dirty ... Why do you ask?" Sara asked curiously, though she was pretty sure she ... Mar 17, 2009 ... I was playing golf in Ireland, and I asked my caddy what was his favorite whiskey. He replied, Bushmills. I said, so you're Protestant? He said, ... Sep 26, 2024 ... Richmond magazine: How did your bar journey start? Austin ... Cundiff: I'd say the Duck Season; it's our house old fashioned. We ... ... bar. Finally, the bartender has had enough. The next time the duck comes in, before the duck can say anything, the angry bartender sticks a finger in his ... Mar 22, 2019 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!” The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?” Confused, the bartender says no.