I'm a caveman duck

He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... Zuko: What did the turtle-duck say to the bartender? Katara: ...I don't know. Zuko: Put it on my bill. Katara: That's terrible. Zuko: Yeah, but you still ... Feb 18, 2019 ... “A Clint?” says the bartender. The man reaches into his pocket and ... “Sure did,” said Clint. “He was devoted to the Reagans ... Aug 23, 2018 ... A basketball rolls into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have to drink?" 123 upvotes · 22 comments I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ... Mar 21, 2025 ... Jaap: Can you tell us your grandfather's name. Kirk: My grandfather was Dr. Patrick E. Kane. And like I say, his father was a mining ... Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield. May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale.